If I use these skis as stilts I'll be over 9 ft. |
Oh, the groves are over there and I'm going here! |
That was expected, dang groves. |
Excuse me, coming through, OH... |
maybe not. |
Out of my way guys! |
Doesn't take much of a slope... |
Looking good now! |
I know, got too hot and needed to cool off, right? |
I heard about the old sit on your skis approach |
Definitely get a cold but! |
OK, how do I get the snow out of my ear? |
Working out the rhythm |
you think you got rhythm, try straddling the ski tracks with short legs! |
Finally, I caught up! |
How to ascend a hill...
or not. |
You're pointing the wrong way |
Lets just lower the center of gravity here... |
Stable, but still cold on the but. |
I didn't think I could get my feel to point in that direction |
Human speed bump |
OK, it's moving now. |
Barely. |
Now that's a hill! |
Nice, just like sledding in you sofa. |
Should we see if we feel that bump up there? |
I think that was 3 bumps. |
Sam's in on the fun too |
Lets try out the foamy. |
Hey, this GT-Snow racer is awesome. It steers! |
Take
em out before he gets up! |
Do I smell Chicken Nuggets! |
That kid just went down with Chicken Nuggets |
So Ski shows suck at traction up a hill. |
OK, ready for some real speed! |
and he's still standing, whoa! |
hauling it back up |
Am I sledding uphill of going backwards? |
Wearing down |
0 friction, full but impact. |
Jump off the wall onto you carpet and ,,, |
wipe out. |
I though going down as a human torpedo, I wouldn't be going sideways. |
I'm starting to feel I look like Santa. |
Maybe I can rub off this beard in the snow? |
Try this side now |
Under the chin... |
The sideways sweep! |
Almost held it together. |
bit of carnage there. |
Almost ready to get back up. |
everyone still alive. |
Now
for the length wise sweep! |
bit of a challenge to get some forward motion here. |
We did it! |
Successful event! |